Wednesday, July 11, 2007

QUOTE OF THE DAY

dan: i've gone insane! i've lost it the big tomatoe

me: u lost a big tomatoe?

dan: no, i've lost it the big tomatoe

me: u've lost a big tomatoe?

dan: it - the big tomatoe

me: what big tomatoe?

dan: i've lost it

me: u lost ur big tomatoe?

dan: i've lost it the big tomatoe

me: u've lost IT (the big tomatoe)?

dan: no, the tomatoe isn't important. focus!

me: but the tomatoe is important to me!

dan: the tomatoe is not important. it has nothing to do with anything

me: but there is a big tomatoe?

dan: no

me: cuz u lost it?

dan: i've lost it the big tomotoe - i've just lost it the big tomatoe, there's no punctuation or anything

me: u've lost it the big potatoe?

dan: no!

me: oh dear! it's like ESL all over again. i'm saying what i'm hearing and just not quite right.

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