TOMB RAIDER
watch EPISODE 4: REVENGE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
QUOTE OF THE DAY
jy: the power source on my computer died. do u think u could get me another?
later...
me (email): pc power source aquired
jy (email): Excellent work, Operative. Ve haff deposited ze unmarked funds in your Swizz account.Beware the spotted fox. Ze diamond crows at dawn.
later...
me (email): pc power source aquired
jy (email): Excellent work, Operative. Ve haff deposited ze unmarked funds in your Swizz account.Beware the spotted fox. Ze diamond crows at dawn.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
random extra: this is a hundred times cooler than Armagedon!
Transformers Movie
(i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard! what's worse? i was the only one in the theatre laughing. check the credits people!)
Transformers Movie
(i fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard! what's worse? i was the only one in the theatre laughing. check the credits people!)
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES
HI, I'M A MARVEL...AND I'M A DC: AFTER HOURS #4
"well he wasn't ashamed to tell me he had syphilis"
-the Joker
"well he wasn't ashamed to tell me he had syphilis"
-the Joker
Labels:
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Marvel/DC,
video,
webisode
Friday, July 13, 2007
HEADLINES
Set in 1985, premise takes place in an 'alternative' US where costumed 'adventurers' are real and the country is edging closer to a nuclear war.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
QUOTE OF THE DAY
dan: i've gone insane! i've lost it the big tomatoe
me: u lost a big tomatoe?
dan: no, i've lost it the big tomatoe
me: u've lost a big tomatoe?
dan: it - the big tomatoe
me: what big tomatoe?
dan: i've lost it
me: u lost ur big tomatoe?
dan: i've lost it the big tomatoe
me: u've lost IT (the big tomatoe)?
dan: no, the tomatoe isn't important. focus!
me: but the tomatoe is important to me!
dan: the tomatoe is not important. it has nothing to do with anything
me: but there is a big tomatoe?
dan: no
me: cuz u lost it?
dan: i've lost it the big tomotoe - i've just lost it the big tomatoe, there's no punctuation or anything
me: u've lost it the big potatoe?
dan: no!
me: oh dear! it's like ESL all over again. i'm saying what i'm hearing and just not quite right.
me: u lost a big tomatoe?
dan: no, i've lost it the big tomatoe
me: u've lost a big tomatoe?
dan: it - the big tomatoe
me: what big tomatoe?
dan: i've lost it
me: u lost ur big tomatoe?
dan: i've lost it the big tomatoe
me: u've lost IT (the big tomatoe)?
dan: no, the tomatoe isn't important. focus!
me: but the tomatoe is important to me!
dan: the tomatoe is not important. it has nothing to do with anything
me: but there is a big tomatoe?
dan: no
me: cuz u lost it?
dan: i've lost it the big tomotoe - i've just lost it the big tomatoe, there's no punctuation or anything
me: u've lost it the big potatoe?
dan: no!
me: oh dear! it's like ESL all over again. i'm saying what i'm hearing and just not quite right.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
VANCOUVER: A PARANORMAL MAP
a little early for Halloween but nonetheless...
a List of locations and spooky incidents
c/o Che Mcnabb
a List of locations and spooky incidents
c/o Che Mcnabb
TRAILER - SANCTUARY
three cheers for the creative minds of Vancouver! the webisodes can be purchased from the website but this very helpful chap has posted them on Youtube. let's all send him happy thoughts.
here's a blurb from the Santuary website:
Stem cells, gene therapy, transplants, cloning… The very meaning of the word “humanity” changes daily in the modern world. But there is a darker side to the evolution of mankind, a truth only a few brave souls are willing to face : There are monsters loose in the world. And they are the key to the future of our race.
Each webisode of Sanctuary follows the exploits of Dr. Helen Magnus (AMANDA TAPPING, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis) as she seeks out all manner of terrifying and monstrous creatures. She is aided in her quest by her reluctant protégé Will Zimmerman (ROBIN DUNNE, Dawson’s Creek, The Big Hit, Species 3) and her intrepid, if somewhat reckless daughter Ashley (EMILIE ULLERUP, Battlestar Galactica). Together they will be drawn into a frightening and mysterious world populated by beings that defy explanation.
Fusing stunning visual effects, Sanctuary takes the viewer into a thrilling world where science meets the supernatural. This fictional online universe fills the void left by traditional network television by providing multiple High Definition resolutions, immersive interaction, and direct communication between the viewer and the Sanctuary creative team.
What is Sanctuary?
Sanctuary is the first broadcast quality, High Definition dramatic series designed specifically for the internet.
What is unique about Sanctuary?
Many things:Sanctuary is the first tapeless HD digital production - using only digital media on hard drives from shooting through to post. As well, the majority of Sanctuary's first eight webisodes (approx. two hours) were shot entirely on green screen sets -- meaning the backgrounds are completely computer generated.
Additionally, we use an innovative 3D computer-model tracking system live on set, allowing actors and crew to "see" renderings of the CG worlds they are "filming" in real time.
Sanctuary recently was awarded a Guinness World Record for "Highest Budget Television Production Direct to the Web".
Who created Sanctuary?
Sanctuary was created by Sci-fi writer/producer Damian Kindler (Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis).
here's a blurb from the Santuary website:
Stem cells, gene therapy, transplants, cloning… The very meaning of the word “humanity” changes daily in the modern world. But there is a darker side to the evolution of mankind, a truth only a few brave souls are willing to face : There are monsters loose in the world. And they are the key to the future of our race.
Each webisode of Sanctuary follows the exploits of Dr. Helen Magnus (AMANDA TAPPING, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis) as she seeks out all manner of terrifying and monstrous creatures. She is aided in her quest by her reluctant protégé Will Zimmerman (ROBIN DUNNE, Dawson’s Creek, The Big Hit, Species 3) and her intrepid, if somewhat reckless daughter Ashley (EMILIE ULLERUP, Battlestar Galactica). Together they will be drawn into a frightening and mysterious world populated by beings that defy explanation.
Fusing stunning visual effects, Sanctuary takes the viewer into a thrilling world where science meets the supernatural. This fictional online universe fills the void left by traditional network television by providing multiple High Definition resolutions, immersive interaction, and direct communication between the viewer and the Sanctuary creative team.
What is Sanctuary?
Sanctuary is the first broadcast quality, High Definition dramatic series designed specifically for the internet.
What is unique about Sanctuary?
Many things:Sanctuary is the first tapeless HD digital production - using only digital media on hard drives from shooting through to post. As well, the majority of Sanctuary's first eight webisodes (approx. two hours) were shot entirely on green screen sets -- meaning the backgrounds are completely computer generated.
Additionally, we use an innovative 3D computer-model tracking system live on set, allowing actors and crew to "see" renderings of the CG worlds they are "filming" in real time.
Sanctuary recently was awarded a Guinness World Record for "Highest Budget Television Production Direct to the Web".
Who created Sanctuary?
Sanctuary was created by Sci-fi writer/producer Damian Kindler (Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis).
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES
watch EPISODE 1
web-episode 2 coming 11 July 2007
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN
WOMEN DRAWN TO MEN WITH MUSCLES
"Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday."
"Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday."
fascintating! who woulda thunk it? (where's the sarcastic button on this thing?)
Friday, July 06, 2007
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Talking in statment form is the way old friends speak to each other. Statements are the mode of the intimate, the confident, and the giving. They invite others to share and make perfect metaphysical sense.
-Juggler (From The Game:Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists)
-Juggler (From The Game:Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists)
Thursday, July 05, 2007
QUOTE OF THE DAY
at an East Indian wedding
me: so, what's happening now
groom: her brother is supposed to carry her out from the house and pass her into my arms
me (looking around the corner): when?
groom (also looking around the corner): any minute now
(the bride's brother comes around the corner a few seconds after with a garbage bag heading to the dumpster)
groom: hey, that's not your sister!
me: or is it?
me: so, what's happening now
groom: her brother is supposed to carry her out from the house and pass her into my arms
me (looking around the corner): when?
groom (also looking around the corner): any minute now
(the bride's brother comes around the corner a few seconds after with a garbage bag heading to the dumpster)
groom: hey, that's not your sister!
me: or is it?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
salsa practice - we're nearing the end of an hour long practice and realizing that P. has been wearing his jacket throughout.
n: P., aren't you hot?
P (looks in the mirrior): why, yes i am. thank you for noticing.
n: P., aren't you hot?
P (looks in the mirrior): why, yes i am. thank you for noticing.
HEADLINES
BLINDED BY LOVE, MAN STABBED IN EYE BY GIRLFRIEND
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.
During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.
"Po became hysterical when she saw the wound and mopped it with a towel. The pair then went to bed," the paper said.
"The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok's right eye," it said.
Two days later, he sought medical treatment and filed a police report against Po, whom he had dated since 1993.
The paper said he didn't report the attack six years ago, telling the court his silence was "a love sacrifice."
Kwok lost 10 to 20 percent vision in his right eye, the paper said.
Po was jailed for six months on Tuesday.
"If I forgive her, God would not forgive me," the paper quoted Kwok as saying. "No matter what, nothing could compensate for the loss of my eye."
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an affair, the South China Morning Post reported.
During the row, Po stabbed a plastic chopstick into his left eye, which she had already blinded six years ago when she poked it with her finger.
"Po became hysterical when she saw the wound and mopped it with a towel. The pair then went to bed," the paper said.
"The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok's right eye," it said.
Two days later, he sought medical treatment and filed a police report against Po, whom he had dated since 1993.
The paper said he didn't report the attack six years ago, telling the court his silence was "a love sacrifice."
Kwok lost 10 to 20 percent vision in his right eye, the paper said.
Po was jailed for six months on Tuesday.
"If I forgive her, God would not forgive me," the paper quoted Kwok as saying. "No matter what, nothing could compensate for the loss of my eye."
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES
HI, I'M A MARVEL...AND I'M A DC: AFTER HOURS #3
"hey Lex, Venom just puked over the balcony"
-the Green Goblin
"hey Lex, Venom just puked over the balcony"
-the Green Goblin
Labels:
confessions of a geek,
entertainment,
haha,
Marvel/DC,
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