MY VALENTINE COME AND GONE

and how could i let Valentine's Day come and go without winning the prize for girl with the dorkiest Valentine's Day card:


and the winner is...

and of course, there was the real live card only saying, "sorry, wrong number" with the biggest bunch of roses i've ever seen in my life!

you funny funny men. when will you learn that Valentine's Day is not a funny day? - k, well maybe for me it is. just don't try this on the other normal girls.

*hugs and kisses* to all. hope everyone had a side-splitting V-Day!

THX MUMZ

me: i should be done around 11 tonight, if that's not too late for you

glenn: well, it's a good thing my mother lifted that curfew a few years back

me: yea - remind me to send her a thank you note

AN APPLE A DAY

it's funny that everytime you tell someone you're sick you get a different remedy. so far i've gotten:

- a dozen hugs - not so smart people, no matter how miserable i look! i'm contagious!

- a mamoth jar of chewable vitamin C - i'm suppossed to overdose on these i think.

- a suggestion to suck lemons - apparently lemon juice clears mucas

- Wolfgang Puck soup - the soup of all soups when under the weather

- a bottle of whiskey and a pack of Marlboro - heat the former and smoke the latter with tons of bedrest

and what are your remedies?

RANDOM RADIO COMMERCIAL

girl: hun, do these pants make me look fat?

guy: no - u make them look fat!

THE IMPORTANCE OF CLARIFICATION

adrian: do you like saliva?

me:...

adrian: the band!

JUST DESSERTS

rh: i'm gonna have the caramel brownie

me: i'm thinkin' banana tart

rd: mmm...pears

laura: i can't decide between the apple cake or the cheesecake

...

laura (to rd): so u'r the brownie?

rd: nope

laura (to rd): u'r the tart?

rd: nope

me: laura! enough with the stereo-types!

WHAT'S YOUR SEDUCTION STYLE?