$: FROM WHENCE IT CAME

i have a $5 bill that came from Newfoundland.

how do i know this?

i went to this website which was written on it: http://www.wherehaveibeen.com/

IT'S RAZZIE TIME AGAIN!

Just in time to pop the Oscar bubble, the list of nominees for the 27th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards have been announced.

The awards will be presented at the Ivar Theatre in Hollywood on Saturday, February 24.

see: (complete list of 2006 releases)
And the losers are...

Worst Picture:

Basic Instinct 2
Bloodrayne
Lady In The Water
Little Man
Wicker Man


Worst Actor:

Tim Allen, in The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,The Shaggy Dog and Zoom
Nicolas Cage, in Wicker Man
Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney), in Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Rob Schneider, in The Benchwarmers and Little Man
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans, in Little Man

Worst Actress:

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff, in Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan, in Just My Luck
Kristanna Loken, in Bloodrayne
Jessica Simpson, in Employee Of The Month
Sharon Stone, in Basic Instict 2

Worst Supporting Actor:

Danny DeVito, in Deck The Halls
Ben Kingsley, in Bloodrayne
M. Night Shyamalan, in Lady In The Water
Martin Short, in Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
David Thewlis, in Basic Instinct 2 and The Omen

Worst Supporting Actress:

Kate Bosworth, in Superman Returns
Kristin Chenoweth, in Deck The Halls,Pink Panther and RV
Carmen Electra, in Date Movie and Scary Movie 4
Jenny McCarthy, in John Tucker Must Die
Michelle Rodriguez, in Bloodrayne

Worst Screen Couple:

Tim Allen & Martin Short, Santa Clause 3
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit, Wicker Man
Hilary & Haylie Duff, Material Girls
Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts, Basic Instinct 2
Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans, Little Man

Worst Remake or Sequel:

Little Man (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon Baby Buggy Bunny)
Pink Panther
Poseidon
The Shaggy Dog Story
Wicker Man

Worst Prequel or Sequel:

Basic Instinct 2
Big Momma's House 2
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
Santa Clause 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Worst Director:

Uwe Boll, Bloodrayne
Michael Caton-Jones, Basic Instinct 2
Ron Howard, The Da Vinci Code
M. Night Shyamalan, Lady In The Water
Keenan Ivory Wayans, Little Man

Worst Screenplay:

Basic Instinct 2, Leora Barish & Henry Bean
Bloodrayne, Guinevere Turner, Based on the Video Game
Lady In The Water, M. Night Shyamalan
Little Man, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, and Shawn Wayans
Wicker Man, Screenplay Adapted by Neil LaBute from a Screenplay by Anthony Schaffer

Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment:

Deck The Halls
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
RV
Santa Clause 3
The Shaggy Dog

LAST YEAR'S BIG LOSERS:

Worst Picture:
Dirty Love
First Look Pictures

Worst Actor:
Rob Schneider
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Sony/Columbia)

Worst Actress:
Jenny McCarthy
Dirty Love

Worst Supporting Actor:
Hayden Christensen
Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to be Darth Vader Fox)

Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton
House Of Whacks (Warner Bros.)

Worst Screen Couple:
Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman
Bewitched (Sony/Columbia)

Worst Remake Or Sequel:
Son Of The Mask
New Line Cinema

Worst Screenplay:
Dirty Love, Written by Jenny McCarthy

Worst Director:
John Asher / Dirty Love

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets:
(New Category, Saluting the Celebs We're ALL Sick & Tired Of!)
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch,The Eiffel Tower & "Tom's Baby"

see: (the 2005 nominations)

PINK SLIP

L (flicking her umbrella at D.): i'm so sorry, i didin't know there was water on it. i really didn't mean to, please don't fire me

me: i'd like to see how that ROE would look - reason for dismissal: for getting my pants wet.

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