MY BODY'S NOBODY'S BODY BUT MINE!

adrian: that's not sexual harassment! it's just fun touching.

adrian (referring to gill): hey if u rub it in her face, she'll eat it!

PICTURES

it's been a long week of celebrations. thank u all for being u, it's been wonderful!

TRAILERS

ASTRO BOY RETURNS

ARRRR!

FROOGLE!

because it's that time of year again and there's plenty of cost efficient ways of buying my affections!

everyone should have a Froogle list! if u don't have one - make one!

FAKE IT LIKE U MEAN IT

adrian: ur fakin' it!

me: i AM not

adrian: yea u r - u faker

me: I NEVER FAKE IT!

gill and i look at each other and break out in hysterics

adrian: uh huh. that says it all!

LEGO LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

me: i smell rice cooking

gill: i don't smell anything.

me: do u think that's anything like when a white person smells burnt toast?

CLASSIFIEDS

in the hate it/love it section of the Province...

adult videos, large selection, $15 each. all originals.

me: ewwww! who wants someone else's original porn?

joel: i think he means original as in not a burned copy - not like an original production, u dirty woman!

"PRIME" DIRECTIVE UPDATE

more pics:



my, what a long way we've come. btw, if anyone's wondering - i've decided what i want for my birthday:

NOW THAT'S A "PRIME" DIRECTIVE!