WISHLIST

i vant! i vant!

DARTH VADER REFERENCES

adrian & i (in unison, in darth vader tone): impressive

me: k- we've officially been working together too long

adrian: what's sad is we don't use any other darth vader quotes

me: well the other one is so over-done

adrian: k - what is another one?

me (in darth vader tone): luke, i am ur father

adrian: what about (in darth vader tone) luke, who's ur daddy?

RANDOM SILLINESS

adrian: let my people know!

me: cute play on moses

adrian: party on wayne! party on moses!

me: what?!?!?

REALITY IS ONLY WHAT I BELIEVE

kate (to jerry and i): u 2 make fun of each other so much! it's like u'r siblings.

me (to jerry): yea - u'r like the brother i never had

jerry: but u have a brother

me: yea - u'r like the brother i never had

jerry: u can't say that if u have a brother

me: yea - u'r like the brother i NEVER had.

adrian: i'm going to 7-anything, want 11?

GRUMBLES

andy: *grumble grumble* people suck! they eat ass! why do people eat ass?

me: cause it's yummy?

TRAILERS

Transformers - The Movie announcement.

adrian: see, i get poked on mondays!

COST EFFICIENT

andy: what's you're long distance code?

adrian: #### - as long as you're not using it for 1-900 calls ... but i guess it'd be alright if you let me listen in.

FORGETFUL

adrian: he's single right?

me: yea

adrian: and you're single, aren't you? ...

me: yea

gill: no you're not

me: oh yea - i forgot.

PICTURE PERFECT

while david is hanging posters around the office

me: that's a little low isn't it?

david: most pictures are hung too high, u know? they should be around eye level so you don't have to look up.

me: in that case, i think they're a little high for me.

JUST TUNIN' IN

adrian: i'm not pokin' u in the office on a thursday!

me: ... (looking from adrian to gill, gill to adrian) ... who aren't you pokin' in the office on a thursday?

adrian & gill: polka! not pokin'!

adrian: but i'm not pokin' u on a thursday

gill: oh thank god!

adrian: but monday thru wednesday...

DANCE DANCE!

*adrian playing highland music from ipod*

*gill does a highland dance*

*adrian plays metal from ipod*

*gill head bangs*

me: it's like our very own dancing doll. play any kind of music and she'll do a dance to it!

later...

gill (to adrian while walking off around the corner): i'll dance for u when u dance for me

me: u broke it! what did u do? u broke the dancing the doll!

adrian: i didn't break it - it's developing an attitude.

me (grabbing gill by the shoulders): it's broken! it's broken! adrian broke the dancing doll! maybe i can fix it if i shake it

gill: who?!?!? what?!?! who broke what doll?!?!? ... oh wait, i'm the dancing doll.

TRAILERS

i found this a bit ago and forgot to put it up. my bad!

Spiderman 3 - Topher Grace joins the cast as Venom - oy! i'm a giddy girl!

TRAILERS

the first 24 minutes of A Scanner Darkly

CONSERVATION

simon: so i figure we could have the chicken and baked beans.

me: ok

simon: any other thoughts?

me: nah, i try to conserve those.

WHEN LOVE HITS U IN THE FACE

an exchange of emails after a conversation about an accident where my friend D wrecked her car going over a meridian:

D: so u wanna go for a drive later?

guy: nope. i like my life.

D: even if i promise not to go over any meridians?

guy: still no.

D: i'm trying to ask u out dumb ass! r u not getting it or just not interested?

I'M SICK - BRAIN MUST BE OFF

jerry: ow

me: oy! u better put some camomile on it.

jerry: erh...

me: i mean...ah...erhm...calamine - that's it.

jerry: u'r like the worst medic ever!

while looking in the fridge:

me: i think i'm comin' down with something - do u have anything chalked full of vitamins to stave off a cold?

jerry: i have vitamins. they're chalked full of vitamins.

me: ew! i don't actually wanna take vitamins.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX

release dates

HELL-O NURSE!

at very long last, the Animanics to own!

AND Pinky & the Brain

oy! the wait is gonna kill me!.

DRUNK AND DRUNKER

text msg:

gill: Ive been hung over since thur! I Will see u wed!

me: when r u back?

gill: Im back thur afternoon.

STORIES I SHOULD KEEP TO MYSELF BUT CAN'T

me sitting on the foot of the bed - him on the floor at the foot of the bed

simon: how did u get that scar under your chin?

me: wow - no one ever notices that scar - ya know, it being UNDER my chin and everyone being like a head taller than me.

simon: well, i am on the floor and looking up

me: weird - some people have known me for years and don't know i have that scar

simon: so how'd u get it? it was a bar fight wasn't it?

me: no. i fell in a rice bin.

simon: a rice bin! HAHAHAHAHA

me: u think i'm joking? i'm dead serious!

simon: how the hell did u manage that?

me: with very much idiocy. so, i'm liking the bar fight story.

simon: yea - u should tell people u had the girl in a head lock, but she got her hand free and grabbed a bottle, smashed it and nicked u in the chin with it.

me: it's a good story! i'm stickin to it!

simon: don't forget to add - but if u think this is bad, u should see the girl after i threw her out the window. she's a down-right mess!

me: perfect! i love it!

simon: i'm gonna call u Rice Bin from now on.

later that day...

simon: wanna chip?

me: no thanx.

simon: u'd like them, they're rice chips - just don't go diving in head first.